We didn’t think we were going to have to do it, mainly because the winter months went so well, but it appears we must.
We here at the Council Against Tacky Thick Sisters (C.A.T.T.S.) feel that we cannot let these fashion blunders go on another year. While we say the phrase “Just because they make it in your size, doesn’t mean you have to buy it” every year, it seems that you may need a bit of visual aid. Ladies, this is our visual PSA.
(shoutout to failblog for providing such good examples)
1) SUPER short dressed are never cute.
Ladies, please remember that your curves are your friend, so that means we don’t disrespect them. Do us all a favor: Go ahead and use that extra 10 to get a dress that’s a bit longer. Sure, your thighs won’t show as much, but at least “clit shots” won’t happen during the parties.
2) Too little tee shirts are not the business.
Now look, I understand a cute tank/black pants look, but if it don’t touch at least the TOP of the pants, don’t put it on…and then to wear a shirt with such a disgusting phrase. Really? All it takes is cake? Okay.
3) NO BUTT WRITING!!!!!!!!!!
Need I say more? I think not.
4) Death to the fish net craze
Ladies…stop. If it’s not a pair of stockings or bedroom wear, do NOT put on fish net and come out in public. It’s traumatic for all involved.
5) Who wears short shorts? Not you ma’am.
In retrospect, short shorts on a thicky thick girl sounds like a great idea. But IF the booty is not toned, flat and the thighs are not cellulite free, do not…I repeat…DO NOT put those shorts on and walk out your house.
Got any questions, contact us here at C.A.T.T.S. We will be happy to assist you.
Kit E. Jay
President, C.A.T.T.S. Internationl